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Welcome to my blog archives. It’s an updated list of all the blog posts I’ve written with the newest ones first. If you’re new here, I recommend starting with the ‘most popular’ blogs. Thanks.

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May 2013

My perfect older brother (literally). | 05/23/13

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10 ways to know if you need to shut up about the truth already. | 05/22/13

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2 words that give me hope in the midst of unspeakable tragedy. | 05/21/13

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4 simple ways to grow your faith (without feeling like a loser). | 05/20/13

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Change the way you think. | 05/17/13

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Why the world needs you to be more boring and cliche. | 05/16/13

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Life according to crazy prophetic stalker prayer lady with a bird hat. | 05/15/13

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Why Jesus loves people with snot tissues. | 05/14/13

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My mom is the rock. | 05/13/13

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On Love And Playing It Safe. | 05/11/13

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Insecurity. | 05/10/13

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OMG :: 1 reason why you're more significant than 100 billion stars. | 05/09/13

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OMG :: 7 quadrillion reasons why you are small. | 05/08/13

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OMG :: 93 million reasons why God doesn't hold the earth in his hands. | 05/07/13

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Your dream is NOT dead. | 05/06/13

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Two for you. | 05/03/13

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*20 things you'll never hear at your funeral. | 05/02/13

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You don't have to run to God. | 05/01/13

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April 2013

How to drive without car insurance (or the real reason why we hide). | 04/30/13

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Busy is the new baby mama. | 04/29/13

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The craziest thing I've ever heard about God's love. | 04/26/13

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When all your dreams are one bad (no one will ever have to know) decision away. | 04/25/13

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Pre end of the world "action", baggage claim and lies we believe about sex. | 04/24/13

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Buffets, Iron man and lies we believe about sex. | 04/23/13

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Go Karts, the soup Nazi and lies we believe about sex. | 04/22/13

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How to paint hairy chests for Jesus. | 04/19/13

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The one sin Jesus didn't die for. | 04/18/13

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When God sneaks an apple in your armpit. | 04/17/13

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Baby Jesus had a cone head. | 04/16/13

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My brand new blog (and a free $50 amazon gift card). | 04/15/13

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10 things you might not know your pastor thinks. | 04/04/13

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I'm only a man in a funny red sheet. | 04/03/13

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A million things not to do. | 04/02/13

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The 5 word blog. | 04/01/13

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March 2013

Your. Story. Matters. | 03/28/13

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Saying goodbye to my blog after 2 years (a eulogy of some sorts). | 03/27/13

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The one non-negotiable essential to being in God's will [that you probably don't think about]. | 03/26/13

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When you do that thing (again!) you said you'd never do. | 03/25/13

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Why following Jesus is exactly like snoring. | 03/21/13

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Why thinking you are the church is unbiblical. | 03/20/13

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Jesus wants you to ask him for candy. | 03/19/13

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The dumbest most foolish argument ever. | 03/18/13

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When Jesus is a 24-year-old girl that functions like a 10-year-old. | 03/15/13

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3 godly desires Christians can't express to other Christians. | 03/14/13

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8 ways to play fantasy Christian. | 03/13/13

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7 reasons to NOT stone a famous person. | 03/12/13

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Why we don't need to hear from Jesus today. | 03/11/13

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The funniest 3mins & 15secs of your day (GUARANTEED). | 03/08/13

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Why Jesus created the iPhone. | 03/07/13

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Learning to read the bible like Broccoli. | 03/06/13

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How to gain and lose heavenly treasures. | 03/05/13

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11 reasons why the health, wealth & prosperity gospel is NOT the gospel. | 03/04/13

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The 3 sentence blog. | 03/01/13

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February 2013

Your dreams = Trash = Good news. | 02/28/13

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The 'sorry but' people country club. | 02/27/13

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There's a 15-year-old girl in all of us. | 02/26/13

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Bible Study. | 02/22/13

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Jesus is the opposite of Taco Bell. | 02/20/13

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Stop Flexing. | 02/19/13

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One way you can audibly hear God today. | 02/18/13

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#FinishMyPost (5/5): Marriage and physical attraction. | 02/15/13

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*12 things I want my daughters to know about relationships. | 02/14/13

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#FinishMyPost (4/5): What happens on Facebook when you die. | 02/13/13

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#FinishMyPost (2/5): God doesn't use google maps. | 02/12/13

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#FinishMyPost (1/5): Love makes you stupid. | 02/11/13

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I love my daughter more than God loves me. | 02/08/13

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*5 awesomely bad fake bible verses. | 02/07/13

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Pastor: It's okay to lust when you're tired. | 02/06/13

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The one sentence that solves every conflict Part 2. | 02/05/13

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The one sentence that solves every conflict. | 02/04/13

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I Don't Just Want You to Be Happy | 02/01/13

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January 2013

lOvE iS sO mEsSy, | 01/31/13

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*Where is God when good things happen to bad people? | 01/30/13

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Why I'm happy when my kids fail. | 01/29/13

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*Ugly People. | 01/28/13

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*Confessions of a bebe-daddy. | 01/25/13

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Smart guys fall off the couch too. | 01/24/13

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Jesus won't eat your cake. | 01/23/13

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*I'm a disgrace to fatherhood. | 01/22/13

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#OccupyMyBlog Day 5. | 01/18/13

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#OccupyMyBlog Day 4. | 01/17/13

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#OccupyMyBlog Day 3. | 01/16/13

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#OccupyMyBlog Day 2. | 01/15/13

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#OccupyMyBlog. | 01/14/13

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*Interview with an Angel | 01/11/13

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How to LOL in less than 3mins & 42secs. | 01/10/13

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Don't ask God to give your neighbor a used donkey. | 01/09/13

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Your daddy can beat up your pacifier. | 01/08/13

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The Gay Community and That One Time Jesus Called Me the ‘N-word’ | 01/07/13

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Is this the greatest worship service ever? | 01/04/13

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"Well that's just stupid Jesus…." | 01/03/13

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Why I asked Jesus to make me like my dog. | 01/02/13

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December 2012

Thank you. | 12/31/12

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5 things you didn't know about Christmas (5/5): The baby could've killed everybody. | 12/21/12

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5 things you didn't know about Christmas (4/5): Jesus's life got boring fast. | 12/20/12

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5 things you didn't know about Christmas (3/5): Some angels cheated. | 12/19/12

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5 things you didn't know about Christmas (2/5): Mary did NOT know. | 12/18/12

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5 things you didn't know about Christmas (1/5): A whore snuck in. | 12/17/12

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2 words that give me hope in the midst of unspeakable tragedy. | 12/14/12

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Family Matters. | 12/13/12

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5 reasons why you should stop reading my blog. | 12/12/12

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An honest response to an everyday question. | 12/11/12

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Why Jesus wants you to hate your parents. | 12/10/12

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Let God finish his senten… | 12/06/12

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Permission to like non-Christians. | 12/05/12

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Christians should stop praying (about these 5 things). | 12/04/12

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I hate the Christmas season. | 12/03/12

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November 2012

Put your wallet in a different pocket. | 11/30/12

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Why God hugs us in hot pepper soup. | 11/29/12

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Top 10 people Christians are better than. | 11/26/12

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Why you shouldn't say what you're thankful for this week. | 11/21/12

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Lead. | 11/20/12

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5 ways to not be the creepy guy outside the girl's dressing room. | 11/19/12

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The most important decision you will make this week. | 11/16/12

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20 quick ways to be a self-righteous Christian. | 11/14/12

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*The gospel according to MC Hammer. | 11/13/12

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30 years old & still in high school. | 11/12/12

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Life lessons from an old black man who drives a shuttle. | 11/09/12

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Why I'm more scared of man than God (and you probably are too). | 11/08/12

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Why Jesus raising lazarus from the dead is a bit overrated. | 11/07/12

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The real reason why November 6th is a bigger deal than you think. | 11/06/12

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The greatest roller coaster EVER. | 11/05/12

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Hoarding is such a nasty habit. | 11/02/12

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The thin line between courage and pride. | 11/01/12

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October 2012

Majority rules...NOT -God. | 10/31/12

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Take your shoes off. | 10/30/12

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The hardest letter I've ever written. | 10/29/12

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Never break the spaghetti. | 10/26/12

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Get in a corner. | 10/25/12

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How to get a new past (or why your past doesn't define you). | 10/24/12

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Sexual Temptation. | 10/23/12

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My thoughts on 'The Final Debate'. | 10/22/12

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Why uncertainty should give Christians hope in uncertainty. | 10/22/12

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Do good (or that one post that won't make me any friends). | 10/19/12

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Riddle: What is something easy for you to do that's hard for you to do? | 10/17/12

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No man is an Island. | 10/16/12

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How to get God to say yes 100 times in one day. | 10/15/12

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I'm Sorry I Don't Have Any Black Barbies For You To Play With. | 10/12/12

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* Pastors, Beer and Jesus. | 10/11/12

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Losers. | 10/10/12

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*An angry preacher & his sick dog (Part 2: Feeling Fruity). | 10/09/12

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*An angry preacher & his sick dog. | 10/08/12

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Prayer works (or how an online community continues to defy the odds). | 10/05/12

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Waiting works (or what I did to go on tour with Toby Mac). | 10/04/12

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Boundaries work (or why I won't have lunch with any female other than my wife). | 10/02/12

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Vulnerability works (or how weak is the new strong). | 10/01/12

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September 2012

What's a Girl to Do before "I Do"? | 09/28/12

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How to kill envy and jealousy in one step. | 09/27/12

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The most important post I've ever written. | 09/26/12

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That awkward moment when your hand breaks up with your body. | 09/24/12

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3 dumb things that make Christians look stupid. | 09/24/12

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Wrong Worship. | 09/21/12

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What every man wants. | 09/20/12

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What every woman wants. | 09/19/12

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What does it mean to be a (real) woman? | 09/18/12

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What does it mean to be a (real) man? | 09/17/12

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Show Me More (Holy) Cows. | 09/13/12

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Show Me The (Holy) Cow. | 09/12/12

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Remembering 9/11. | 09/11/12

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You are more lovable if you weigh less. | 09/10/12

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A step by step tutorial on hand raising during worship. | 09/07/12

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*Silly Rabbit, Jesus Does NOT Smile. | 09/06/12

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5 ways to use Jesus to disobey the bible. | 09/05/12

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I'm scared of girls (and why every woman is 'Perfectly Unique'). | 09/04/12

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August 2012

How's your lawn? | 08/31/12

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*Missionaries to Burger King. | 08/30/12

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Top 3 people I'm better than (so far in 2012). | 08/28/12

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*One thing I hate about being a dad. | 08/27/12

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500 reasons to pray. | 08/24/12

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One question that makes you come alive every time. | 08/23/12

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A rant about Chick Fil-a, Tim Tebow & other things Christians love to freak out about. | 08/22/12

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Jesus and the little kid with a crayon up his nose. | 08/21/12

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*I'm a Christian and I believe in Karma. | 08/20/12

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Your mom is an addict (5/5): The fastest way to break the power of sin. | 08/17/12

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Your mom is an addict (4/5): Just ask Paul. | 08/16/12

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Your mom is an addict (3/5): Just ask Drew Barrymore. | 08/15/12

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Your mom is an addict (2/5): Just ask the fat cow. | 08/14/12

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Your mom is an addict (1/5). | 08/13/12

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*Dear Christian, I don't hate u cuz of Jesus. I hate u cause you're a jerk ~Non-Christian | 08/10/12

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The problem with pointing out problems. | 08/09/12

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15 stupid things married people tried to tell me when I was single. | 08/08/12

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5 good things God wants for you more than you want for you. | 08/07/12

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Why everyone owes God $20. | 08/06/12

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Mr Incredible was right. | 08/03/12

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Dear Christian, please go to Best Buy -Jesus. | 08/02/12

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Jesus wins the lottery. | 08/01/12

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July 2012

How to get God to swear. | 07/31/12

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The one word blog. | 07/30/12

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*How to cure your zits without feeding your dog Chipotle. | 07/27/12

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If the internet didn't exist... | 07/26/12

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Why the Penn State scandal is the opposite of Pinocchio. | 07/25/12

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What your church is afraid to tell you about money. | 07/24/12

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The Holy Spirit, hopelessness and the Aurora tragedy. | 07/23/12

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The Holy Spirit is the Super. | 07/20/12

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The Holy Spirit goes Letterman. | 07/18/12

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The Holy Spirit will never call you by your full name. | 07/17/12

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The Holy Spirit is better for us than Jesus. | 07/16/12

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Wakening. | 07/13/12

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This will blow your mind. | 07/12/12

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*Dear Christian, hang on a sec, I'm sleeping. -Jesus | 07/11/12

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Snot tissue Christianity. | 07/10/12

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*Dear Christian, It's okay to be a scared wuss. | 07/09/12

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Pray. | 07/06/12

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How to get a 'no prayers needed' day pass from Jesus. | 07/05/12

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*When God gives your buddy four more talents than you. | 07/03/12

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June 2012

God likes Snail Mail. | 06/28/12

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Magic Mike and the female Christian's response to sex. | 06/27/12

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Why I hope we stop taking steps to forgiving people. | 06/26/12

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Why God's people can't get milk & honey without a sword. | 06/26/12

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How to respond to crazy prophetic stalker prayer lady with a bird hat. | 06/25/12

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What Mandisa taught me about changing the world through dance. | 06/21/12

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How to fight sin like Fanta. | 06/20/12

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How to forget who you are 600 times. | 06/19/12

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The Listen Project 3: Who's your daddy? | 06/14/12

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The Listen Project 3: Sleeveless Wednesday. | 06/13/12

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The Listen Project 2: How are you? | 06/12/12

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The Listen Project. | 06/11/12

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How to get a new past. | 06/08/12

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Want an Ipad? | 06/06/12

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How to worship Jesus with a pink princess potty chair. | 06/05/12

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Why I’m stepping away from my blog. | 06/04/12

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Why going to church is like a dirty moldy dish rag. | 06/01/12

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May 2012

A simple way anyone can change the world today. | 05/31/12

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Someone wants your grubs. | 05/30/12

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Doubt. | 05/29/12

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Getting to know you. | 05/25/12

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20 random & sometimes uncomfortable thoughts about physical beauty: Part 2 | 05/24/12

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20 random & sometimes uncomfortable thoughts about physical beauty. | 05/23/12

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How to handle Christians with bad breath. | 05/22/12

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Man Vs Chick Flick. | 05/20/12

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Sometimes you just want to give up on people. | 05/18/12

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How the devil has been encouraging me to be a better Christian. | 05/17/12

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Should wives be hot? | 05/16/12

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12 things I want my daughters to know about relationships. | 05/15/12

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Mom. | 05/14/12

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How to find God's will for your life in a whale. | 05/11/12

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How to find God's will between 'Unibrow Bobby' & 'Ponytail Tom' (decision making). | 05/10/12

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How to find God's will for your life by listening to 'the who'. | 05/09/12

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How to find God's will for your life in one simple question. | 05/08/12

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How to find God's will for your life at Walmart. | 05/06/12

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20 things you'll never hear at your funeral. | 05/03/12

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*I think I'm better than Jesus. | 05/02/12

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*B.F.F'S PART 1 [MY BEST FRIEND CAN BEAT UP YOUR BEST FRIEND] | 05/01/12

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April 2012

When complaining is the most spiritual thing you can do. | 04/30/12

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(Re) Dear Reader, You Are Not That Special -God. | 04/27/12

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Silently Single. | 04/26/12

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Jesus changes hearts. | 04/25/12

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Your life is NOT lame. | 04/24/12

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Your dream is NOT dead. | 04/23/12

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Why I don't believe in prayer. | 04/20/12

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A story of rape, cutting and the redemption of Jesus. | 04/19/12

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Trade in your capes & spandex for whitey tighties & tube socks. | 04/18/12

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10 things you might not know your pastor thinks. | 04/17/12

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Throwing babies off a plane & other thoughts on grace. | 04/16/12

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(Re) Sometimes you have to go commando to be in God's story. | 04/13/12

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How to fight sin like Rocky. | 04/12/12

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7 things you didn't know about Easter (7/7): Jesus depantsed the Holy Place. | 04/11/12

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7 things you didn't know about Easter (6/7): Jesus ate 'Friday' like Pringles. | 04/09/12

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7 things you didn't know about Easter (5/7): Jesus loves gardens. | 04/06/12

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7 things you didn't know about Easter (4/7): Thieves don't fold clothes. | 04/05/12

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7 things you didn't know about Easter (3/7): There was a Zombie Invasion. | 04/04/12

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7 things you didn't know about Easter (2/7): Dead people don't eat sushi. | 04/03/12

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7 things you didn't know about Easter (1/7): Angels can dunk. | 04/02/12

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March 2012

The 3 sentence blog. | 03/30/12

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Why I hope you always say no to good things. | 03/29/12

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Back in Re-Action? | 03/28/12

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(Re) Dr Phil, hot sauce mom and your nosey friends. | 03/27/12

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(Re) Is it time we finally label ‘Moses and the red sea’ a fairy tale? | 03/26/12

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March M-estrogen: Round 1 | 03/23/12

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How a Jesus revival started with the cupid shuffle. | 03/22/12

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(Re) Why I wanted to fight a sex offender on wednesday. | 03/20/12

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Why the world needs more Christians who put themselves first. | 03/20/12

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The one word blog. | 03/19/12

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March M-estrogen. | 03/16/12

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Jesus was 'that guy'. | 03/15/12

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Why being a Christian is exactly like snoring. | 03/14/12

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A Skype conversation between God and Jesus. | 03/12/12

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The Mic is yours, SAY SOMETHING! | 03/09/12

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God is not proud of me Part 2. | 03/08/12

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God is not proud of me. | 03/07/12

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Them Hoarders, me, you and 2500 free roaming rats. | 03/06/12

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How to be 7 times more awesome at what you do. | 03/05/12

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Great is thy faithfulness. | 03/02/12

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Butt-chins, forehead feet and Jesus. | 03/01/12

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February 2012

The gospel according to Toddlers & Tiaras. | 02/29/12

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How to read the bible like a kid. | 02/28/12

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How singles & marrieds can have the best marriages ever (guaranteed). | 02/27/12

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(Re) Getting dropkicked by John Piper! | 02/25/12

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(Re) How embracing the ‘S’ word strengthened my faith in God. | 02/24/12

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The gospel according to Mr manipulative jerk face. | 02/23/12

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Confessions of a 31-year old Junior High student. | 02/22/12

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Inadequate. | 02/21/12

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Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad... | 02/20/12

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Why I'm leaving my wife and 2 week old baby. | 02/17/12

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#OccupyMyBlog Day 10. | 02/10/12

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#OccupyMyBlog Day 9. | 02/03/12

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#OccupyMyBlog Day 8. | 02/02/12

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#OccupyMyBlog Day 7. | 02/01/12

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January 2012

#OccupyMyBlog Day 6. | 01/30/12

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#OccupyMyBlog Day 5. | 01/26/12

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#OccupyMyBlog Day 4. | 01/24/12

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#OccupyMyBlog Day 3. | 01/23/12

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#OccupyMyBlog Day 2. | 01/20/12

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#OccupyMyBlog | 01/19/12

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(Re) Poser. | 01/18/12

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(Re) Community: Sticking your hand in poop for a friend! | 01/17/12

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Wanted: A Few Good Men. | 01/13/12

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How much is your soul worth (on ebay)? | 01/12/12

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(Re) Why I hope my white wife births an Indian baby. | 01/11/12

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Rest-less in Ohio. | 01/10/12

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Dear mega-churches, this is why we make fun of you. | 01/09/12

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(Re) Pimp my trashcan: When Jesus doesn't care if you cuss or tithe. | 01/06/12

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(Re) 5 reasons why you should stop reading this blog. | 01/05/12

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Old people are overrated and stupid friends are gold. | 01/03/12

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The first post on the second. | 01/02/12

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December 2011

(Re) Girls love cats, guys say they love cats but when girls aren't looking guys are kicking cats. | 12/29/11

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(Re) How to win a gunfight with an unloaded gun | 12/27/11

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Letter to Christian-Republican, Unrelenting-Political-Facebook-Status-Updater Guy or Girl. | 12/22/11

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(Re) Hi, my name is Sammy and I used to be a 'pretend' Pastor! | 12/20/11

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(Re) When your good life is bad and your bad life is good. | 12/19/11

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*Black Friday: Your week. | 12/16/11

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Interview with an Angel Part 2 | 12/14/11

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The worst Jewish soap opera ever. | 12/13/11

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The devil gave me taco-bell food poisoning & other thoughts on spiritual warfare. | 12/12/11

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Black Friday: Sweet and Sour Families. | 12/09/11

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I hate Christmas Part 2: To gift or not to gift. | 12/07/11

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I hate Christmas. | 12/06/11

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When I grow up, I want to be a mind reader. | 12/05/11

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The nothing blog. | 12/02/11

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I see white people, uh, I mean mini-vans? | 12/01/11

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November 2011

George W, short chubby actors and the world's best impersonator. | 11/30/11

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What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis? | 11/29/11

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Video Blog: A great reason for you to cry on a sunday. | 11/27/11

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Thanksgiving, baby poop and balling with Toby Mac. | 11/25/11

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Hey you, I wanna pick a cyber fight with you today -Me. | 11/23/11

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The gospel according to MC Hammer. | 11/22/11

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Why Jesus asked us to hate our parents and what parents should do about it. | 11/21/11

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Caution: God at work. | 11/18/11

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That subtle lie we all believe about leadership. | 11/17/11

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Why we must all learn to pee in cups. | 11/16/11

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Behind The Scenes: Our Past. | 11/15/11

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I don't know. | 11/14/11

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Digging through the most hurtful thing someone ever said to you. | 11/11/11

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Terrible advices from the bible Part 2. | 11/10/11

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Terrible advices from the bible Part 1. | 11/08/11

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Why I hope all your good dreams (eventually) become garbage. | 11/07/11

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An honest response to an everyday question. | 11/04/11

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The morning after pill. | 11/03/11

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Where is God when I'm suffering? | 11/02/11

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October 2011

Just a kid talking to you about God and life. | 10/31/11

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Laugh. | 10/27/11

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Waiting. | 10/26/11

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Wait. | 10/25/11

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Times. | 10/23/11

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Miracles. | 10/21/11

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Miracle. | 10/20/11

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Rest. | 10/18/11

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Grow. | 10/17/11

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The bad idea blog. | 10/14/11

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You Are A Nerd (And Why That's Important). | 10/13/11

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Is this the greatest worship service ever? | 10/11/11

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Help, Play or Shut up. | 10/10/11

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An angry preacher & his sick dog Part 2: Feeling Fruity. | 10/07/11

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An angry preacher & his sick dog. | 10/06/11

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How to look God in the eye. | 10/05/11

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Going commando on a first date (Happy Birthday). | 10/04/11

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Just a dude talking to dudes about love. | 10/03/11

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September 2011

How to be mean to your family and nice to strangers. | 09/29/11

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Boys to Men. | 09/28/11

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Jesus likes crappy gifts. | 09/26/11

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I want to quit. | 09/22/11

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Breaking up with your body is hard to do. | 09/21/11

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Spiritual lessons from the world's smartest dog. | 09/20/11

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The one word blog two. | 09/19/11

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The loudest Amen you've ever heard. | 09/16/11

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The power of one. | 09/15/11

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Spiritual lessons from the world's dumbest dog. | 09/14/11

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One thing I hate about being a dad. | 09/12/11

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Questions about 9/11. | 09/11/11

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WOW. | 09/09/11

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11 reasons you might stop reading this blog. | 09/08/11

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President Obama, King David and super cheap worship. | 09/07/11

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My circumcision can beat up your circumcision. | 09/06/11

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Orange bags, dog business and broccoli. | 09/02/11

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The Unbelievable Truth. | 09/01/11

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August 2011

I'm a Christian and I believe in Karma. | 08/31/11

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Spiderman’s guide to changing the world with 2 Big Macs. | 08/30/11

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The 4 hardest words in the english language. | 08/29/11

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Is God a drill sergeant old man on a hill that can't have any fun? | 08/26/11

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Silly rabbit, Jesus does not smile. | 08/25/11

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The one non-negotiable essential to being in God's will [that you probably don't think about]. | 08/24/11

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What Face-Book tells us about Gods will. | 08/23/11

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Dumb and Dumber, Vanilla ice and your faith. | 08/22/11

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Superhero Christology | 08/19/11

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Why 'dear God I must be wrong' is a great way to end prayers. | 08/18/11

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How you can kill envy and jealousy in one step. | 08/17/11

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3 reasons why you need to be a Christian Ninja. | 08/16/11

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Does one have the right to read their spouse’s journal? | 08/14/11

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The Comforting Walls of Our Hearts. | 08/12/11

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Why it matters to you that Jesus battled with sexual temptation Part 2. | 08/11/11

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Why it matters to you that Jesus battled with sexual temptation Part 1. | 08/10/11

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The craziest thing I've ever heard about Gods love. | 08/09/11

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How to do a poor job in the name of Jesus. | 08/08/11

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Should Christians use online dating? | 08/07/11

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I'm a thief. | 08/04/11

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Dear Christian, I don't hate u cuz of Jesus. I hate u cause you're a jerk ~Non-Christian | 08/03/11

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July 2011

Does God want us to be healed all or some of the time? | 07/31/11

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Confessions Of A Divided Heart. | 07/29/11

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Why the world needs cocky Christians. | 07/28/11

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One way you can audibly hear God today. | 07/27/11

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Sam and Ashley plus 2. | 07/25/11

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MAWBP (My attempt at writing a blog post) | 07/22/11

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Repent. | 07/21/11

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I'm a disgrace to fatherhood. | 07/19/11

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Why its okay if you don't see spiritual growth in your life. | 07/18/11

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Should this Christian have punched this guy back? | 07/17/11

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Jesus is the opposite of Taco Bell. | 07/15/11

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5 awesomely bad *fake bible verses. | 07/13/11

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The one word blog. | 07/12/11

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Dear Christian, hang on a sec, I'm sleeping. -Jesus | 07/11/11

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Is Masturbation sin? | 07/10/11

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To Hell in a Hand-basket…Is Anyone Else’s Greatest Hits of Christianity Sounding like a Broken Record? | 07/08/11

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2 guaranteed ways to solve any conflict part 2: R-rated prayers. | 07/07/11

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2 guaranteed ways to solve any conflict. | 07/06/11

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Dear Christian, you are homophobic, irrelevant and judgmental. ~Non-Christian | 07/05/11

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True Story: When kids see Jesus and angels. | 07/01/11

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June 2011

Anthrax, Shotguns & other things I wanna tell my daughters future boyfriend. | 06/29/11

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Missionaries to Burger King. | 06/28/11

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Dear Christian, Its okay to be a scared wuss. | 06/27/11

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Worship team tryouts: Agnostic drummer? | 06/26/11

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The gospel according to washing toilet seats. | 06/24/11

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How to cuss your way through Campus Crusade for Christ. | 06/23/11

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Why reading the bible is like kissing my wife. | 06/22/11

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When God picks the fat kid first. | 06/21/11

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Junk in my Trunk. | 06/20/11

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2 days, 2 mins & 2 *fictional* secs in heaven. | 06/18/11

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Blind dates, Speed dates, SCL and Monkeys. | 06/17/11

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White men can't dance. | 06/16/11

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Ugly People. | 06/14/11

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Pastors, Beer and Jesus. | 06/13/11

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Bikinis, Soft Porn, Masturbation & Face-book Part 2: A Rebuttal. | 06/10/11

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Bikinis, Soft Porn, Masturbation & Face-book. | 06/09/11

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How to pick your friends and their noses. | 06/08/11

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How to have a successful long distance relationship with yourself. | 06/06/11

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Impossible 11. | 06/04/11

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Why you MUST hear the most cliche sermon ever preached | 06/02/11

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When God gives your buddy 4 more talents than you. | 06/01/11

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May 2011

Where is God when good things happen to bad people? | 05/30/11

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F. U. Pastor. | 05/29/11

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Great stories you never told part 4: 'C'. | 05/27/11

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Great stories you never told part 3: Prom. | 05/25/11

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Great stories you never told part 2: Boat car drownings. | 05/24/11

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Great stories you never told part 1: Happy hour. | 05/23/11

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The 5th spiritual law: Now you die. | 05/17/11

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four, five, SEX part 6: Porn is like White Castle. | 05/12/11

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four, five, SEX part 5: Hardest post I've ever written. | 05/10/11

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four, five, SEX part 4: The 30 Year Old Virgin. | 05/09/11

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four, five, SEX part 3: The gospel according to Luke the 'sexpert'. | 05/04/11

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four, five, SEX part 2: Pre-Rapture Sex. | 05/03/11

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four, five, SEX part 1: Boobs. | 05/02/11

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April 2011

The Kingdom of Heaven belongs to two year olds | 04/29/11

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How I survived the earthquake in Japan | 04/27/11

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Confronting your destiny when your boss is pooping | 04/26/11

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Dear Reader, You Are Not That Special -God | 04/21/11

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I think I'm better than Jesus | 04/20/11

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Dating, Divorce, A La Carte and Dan from Sanctus Real Part 6 | 04/19/11

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Dating, Divorce, 3 Things and Dan from Sanctus Real Part 5 | 04/16/11

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Dating, Divorce, Hezekiah and Dan from Sanctus Real Part 4 | 04/14/11

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Dating, Divorce, Some Mexicans and Dan from Sanctus Real Part 3 | 04/13/11

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Dating, Divorce, Some Muppets and Dan from Sanctus Real Part 2 | 04/12/11

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Dating, Divorce, Some Ninjas and Dan from Sanctus Real | 04/11/11

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Do good Christians watch TV? | 04/09/11

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Adoption. | 04/07/11

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Out of the picture | 04/06/11

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How to find life-changing hope through football | 04/05/11

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Fail. | 04/03/11

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5 Truths and a lie | 04/01/11

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March 2011

I'm not good at being black | 03/31/11

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Dr Phil, hot sauce mom and your nosey friends [Part 2] | 03/29/11

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Dr Phil, hot sauce mom and your nosey friends | 03/28/11

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Doubt. | 03/25/11

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Death. | 03/24/11

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Is it time we finally label ‘Moses and the red sea’ a fairy tale? | 03/23/11

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How much does God weigh? | 03/22/11

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Thank You, My Name Is Spanish. | 03/03/11

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How to change the world with a burrito Or the one post I hope everyone reads | 03/01/11

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February 2011

2 legit reasons why you shouldn’t hate on Justin Bieber | 02/28/11

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From George Costanza to Superman | 02/24/11

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Why I hope my wife births an Indian baby | 02/23/11

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What singles really want to tell their married friends | 02/21/11

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Dating: Questions & Answers Part 2 | 02/17/11

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Dating: Questions & Answers Part 1 | 02/16/11

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How to share Jesus by smashing a two-headed statue with a club | 02/15/11

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nInE wOrD bLoG | 02/14/11

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Why I wanted to fight a sex offender on wednesday | 02/11/11

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How to turn me into a cry baby in 5mins and 20secs | 02/10/11

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God is powerful. Jesus is savior. Holy Spirit is lazy? | 02/08/11

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The gospel according to finding Nemo: Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine... | 02/05/11

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How jumping on your bed for 10 minutes can turn into treasure | 02/03/11

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Interview with an Angel | 02/02/11

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January 2011

How to be satisfied without being the prettiest or skinniest girl in the room | 01/31/11

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An old friend, A new friend and A hot wife | 01/28/11

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The Real Housewives Of The Old Testament | 01/27/11

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Laugh Out Loud Wednesday: Seven Flags. | 01/26/11

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Confessions of a bebe-daddy | 01/25/11

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The most annoying question in the world. | 01/20/11

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5 reasons why you should stop reading this blog | 01/18/11

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How embracing the ‘S’ word strengthened my faith in God. | 01/13/11

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My worst parenting moment yet... | 01/12/11

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Poser. | 01/11/11

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Spiritual Paralysis... | 01/07/11

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Why having a pet rock is more biblical than you think | 01/06/11

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Girls love cats, guys say they love cats but when girls aren't looking guys are kicking cats | 01/04/11

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Top 5 moments of the best Christmas of my life | 01/03/11

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December 2010

Worst Christmas gift ever... | 12/22/10

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How to win a gunfight with an unloaded gun | 12/20/10

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Devotion, Motherhood... | 12/16/10

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How to pursue your wife and miss the point | 12/13/10

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Letter to Christian-Republican, Unrelenting-Political-Facebook-Status-Updater Guy or Girl, | 12/09/10

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Community: Sticking your hand in poop for a friend! | 12/08/10

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Pimp my trashcan: When Jesus doesn't care if you cuss or tithe | 12/06/10

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Do you make this mistake when you pray? | 12/02/10

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Predicting the future: Top Ten Things That Will be Different in the Year 2075 | 12/01/10

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November 2010

Dad: Greatest hits. | 11/29/10

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Best birthday gift ever | 11/24/10

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How to turn your most embarrassing moment into a legacy | 11/16/10

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John Reuben, Ipod winner and your favorite book of the bible... | 11/10/10

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We all end up at the mall... | 11/08/10

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Getting dropkicked by John Piper! | 11/04/10

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2nd Best Question Ever [How to become BFFs with your favorite celebrity Pastor] | 11/02/10

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October 2010

White men can rap... | 10/29/10

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Stop acting like you're not good at anything... | 10/26/10

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How to cure your zits without feeding your dog Chipotle | 10/22/10

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Confessions of a former WWF wrestler wanna-be | 10/21/10

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YOU ARE MY DENSITY! | 10/20/10

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B.F.F'S PART 3 [MY BEST FRIEND LOVES JESUS MORE THAN YOUR BEST FRIEND] | 10/13/10

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B.F.F’s PART 2 [MY BEST FRIEND IS BETTER LOOKING THAN YOUR BEST FRIEND] | 10/12/10

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